♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪
♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪
♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe... ♪ ♪ Building a rocket ♪
♪ Or fighting a mummy ♪ ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪ Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪ ♪ Creating nanobots ♪
♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪ ♪ Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ Phineas!
♪ As you can see ♪ There's a whole lot of stuff to do
♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ Come on Perry!
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are ♪
♪ Gonna do it all! ♪
Mom!!
Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
So Ferb,
what should we do today?
I mean,
besides giving Perry a bath.
Chatters
What is that wonderful noise?
Awesome.
Ferb,
I know what we're gonna do today!
Oh,
I have got to take a new picture of myself for my blog.
I didn't realize mine is already a week old.
That's better.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MOM'S CAR?!
We tricked it out!
You don't even know how to drive.
Well, duh.
That's why Ferb built this remote.
Oh, you are so busted.
Mom?!
Um,
where's Mom?
She's playing bridge at Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro's!
Heh, they won't get away with it this time!
Oh, Candace, dear.
Bubela, how good to see you. What a coincidence.
Do you know your mom is here?
Mmm-mmm.
Yeah, I do, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro.
I need to talk to her if you don't mind.
Oy-vey. Look how tall you are now.
You must've grown a couple of inches since the last time I saw you.
That was last week, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro.
Well your mom's inside, dear.
Where are your braces? I thought you were wearing braces.
Yeah. MOM!
MOM! MOM!
What is it, Candace?
Oh, you have got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing!
Hey, Ferb.
What's the red button for?
MOM!
What is it?
What do you want me to see?
Quick!
Hi, Mom!
Hi, boys!
Well, if that's all, I'll just be getting back to the game.
Good thing we've beefed up the suspension.
Woah!
What else can it do?
Hi, Phineas.
Oh,
hi, Isabella.
What'cha doin'?
We're entering The Swamp Oil 500 today.
Aren't you gonna need a pit crew?
Do you know a pit crew?
Well...
I know a few people who work well together.
Great!
You're hired!
See you at the track.
Hey Ferb,
where's Perry?
Good morning, Agent P.
The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks.
For reasons completely unknown, he's purchased a giant airship or
blimp, as the kids say.
Your mission is to find out why, and
if necessary, put a stop to it.
♪ Perry! ♪
Hi, Phineas.
I got your pit crew.
Cool!
See ya in the pits.
Okay, girls.
We're dealing with a 426 cubic inch, fully-blown V8,
with hypo lifters,
radical cam,
and a limited slip differential.
Would that be electronically fuel-injected?
Phineas?!
PHINEAS!
PHIN-E-AS!
Hey!
I can't hear the cars!
Hey, Candace!
I didn't know you were a racing fan!
Jeremy.
Who, me?
Oh, yeah! Yeah,
I'm a big fan of those,
those uh..
Uh...
that red one is cute!
Oh, that's Billy Ray Digler's car.
He's great.
Yeah,
yeah, he's the best.
That Billy Roy.
Billy Ray.
I-I love it when he turns left... and then
he turns...
left again, and then-
And in the 3rd lane, the newcomers Team Phineas!
Now is it just me, or does he look a little bit young to be behind the wheel of a 700 horse power racing machine?
Yes.
Yes, he does.
And look,
he's already got his own screaming fans!
PHINEAS!
Hey,
Candace is rooting for us!
Candace, you're on the big screen!
PHINEAS!
And your little brother's gonna be on TV!
Phineas...?
On TV?
TV! That's it!
They are so busted!
Can you wait here for a second?
Thanks.
What is it, Candace?
I'm right in the middle of a 3-No trump.
Turn on the TV!
All right.
All right, Candace.
This better be good.
Well? Well?
Do you see it?
Just a second, honey.
Turn on the cable box first.
Hmm.
All right.
Wait.
'Kay, that's not it.
Um, is it this one?
No,
this is another phone.
♪ If summer only lasts ♪
Oh, I turned on the stereo!
Mom, hurry up!
Okay, just a second!
Are you embarrassed about flaking?
Itching?
Peeling?
Candace, this is a dandruff commercial.
Is there something you're trying to tell me?
Okay, Ferb.
Are we good to go?
And with the race about to start,
there's the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated blimp!
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
I'm glad you're here. Actually,
I was just getting ready to serve some
PLATYPUS UNDER GLASS!
You're just in time to witness my latest invention...
my Deflate-inator Ray!
Which I will demonstrate by deflating all the tires of the Jefferson County Motor Speedway!
After which,
I will deflate everything in the Tri-State Area!
That way,
if anyone wants anything flated,
they will have to talk to me.
Phineas,
you are in big trouble, mister...!
Candace,
you've got a little...
Smile!
Souvenir picture?
Only a dollar.
Wait a second.
Hey!
Now, I gotcha!
Hey hey, Missy.
Two pictures, two bucks.
Oh, yeah, uh,
I've only got a dollar, but uh,
I just want the one.
You can just tear the other one up,
'kay?
I've got 'em, NOW!
And on the fast on the inside lane is Number 42,
Team Phineas!
Hey, Ferb.
Do you think we can get any more power?
I mean,
I know it's just a battery.
But I was thinking,
let's open it up and see what this puppy can-
Uh, Ferb?
We're actually slowing down now.
Ferb?
Hello?
OH YEAH!
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!
Hey, Ferb.
We should bring Phineas in for a pit stop.
All right, Fireside Girls,
let's move, move move!
That helmet looks so manly.
Thanks.
Hit it, Ferb.
I'm so proud of you girls.
And the bow was a nice touch, Gretchen.
Listen to those fools,
as they worship their candy-colored race car man.
How about a little demonstration of my deflationary prowess?
I got it!
The Team Phineas car is avoiding every obstacle!
It's like he can see the whole darn track at once!
♪ Go Phineas! Go, go Phineas! ♪
OH YEAH!
♪ Go Phineas! Go, go Phineas! ♪
We're okay!
Well Mom,
what do you think of this?
You've... looked better.
Huh?
What do you mean...?
Already they fear me, listen to their screams, huh?
Imagine the mayhem once my Deflate-inator ray is fully charged.
Run!
Run like the wind, my little indentured rodent.
And I will give you some cheese.
Heh,
I know I had some around here somewhere.
I think there's some-
There used to be some Roquefort around the back here. I don't..
Hmm?
Hmm.
I suppose I should've seen that coming.
But Mom, you've got to believe me!
Wait a minute.
I bet it's still on TV!
That's good, Candace.
Go watch a little TV.
And look at this amazing finish.
M-m-mom-mom, quick!
Come look-look-look-look-look!!
All right!
I'm coming.
Oh no!
A blimp is about to hit the broadcasting tower!
Oh, the hu-
Ah-huh...?
Meap.
Deal me back in, Viv.
Hmm.
Looks like we're walking.
"Why don't you go back home, Candace?"
"I'm busy with my bridge game, Candace?"
She has no idea!!
Gotcha.
MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!
Oh, Candace, hello. I can't believe you grown so much, it's unbelievable...
MOM!
Mom, you've got to see this!
It's about your car!
All right.
Come on, come on, come on!
Candace,
you're wearing out the heels of my shoes.
See Mom?!
Look, look!
I told you...
But...
who did this?
Phineas and Ferb.
You mean...
Yeah, yeah, yeah! They?
They washed my car!?
Yes!!... No...
What?
It's beautiful!
I got to admit,
I thought you we're exaggerating a bit,
but this is really worth getting excited about!
Hi, Mom,
we're home!
Hey, boys!
I saw what you did today.
Yeah?
How'd you like it?
I loved it!
Now who wants some snacks?
Thanks, Mom!
Honey, close your mouth.
This is stinky dog coming to you on the hottest day of the summer.
So, unless you live at the beach, I say take it easy and do nothing today.
Yup, just find yourself a shady tree
and maybe an aquatic mammal at some sort
and blow the whole day off.
Come on, Ferb!
If we let a little heat stop us from having the best day ever,
then the morning deejays win.
Whew! Boy, it's hot today.
So, what are you up to?
We're making our own beach right here in the backyard.
Oh, how cute.
Well, I'm off for my spa day.
You boys behave yourselves and don't bother your father.
He's finally cleaning out the basement.
Bye mom!
Yes!
You heard her.
We can't bug dad, which makes me in charge.
By default.
Carry on.
We're going to need more sand.
Hey, where's Perry?
Good morning Agent P!
Lawn gnomes across the Tri-State Area are disappearing
leaving thousands of gardens unprotected from the evil of black magic.
We suspect Doofenshmirtz.
Get right on it!
Aren't you a little young to be a landscape contractor?
Yes.
Yes, I am.
Hi Phineas.
Oh,
hey Isabella.
Whatcha doin'?
Building a beach.
Check it out.
Can me and the other Fireside Girls be lifeguards?
We need to earn our aquatic safety badges.
Sure.
I mean,
I've been a friend of Susie's longer than Katie
so I should have been invited to that party first.
Who cares if they're lab partners?
We're locker neighbors,
and locker neighbors trump lab partners any day.
Sorry, Stacy!
Got to go!
Welcome to our beach.
Ha!
You call that a beach?
This is way below your usual standard.
This isn't even worth a call to mom.
You know,
if you guys ever want to be popular,
you're going to have to stop playing in sandboxes.
Hey!
So,
Candace!
What do you think?
That's it!
I'm calling mom.
Hey Candace!
Jenny?
Stacy?
You never told us you had a beach in your backyard.
You're going to be the most popular girl in the neighborhood.
I will?
I just saw Jeremy and his buddies with their surfboards.
Jeremy's here?
Got to go!
♪ Perry! ♪
Oh yes!
Yes!
Just look at my bounty of gnome riches.
Oh, this is a strange one.
Wait!
Who are you?
A platypus?
Perry the platypus!
You are mine now!
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait...
That was the garage door opener.
You are mine
now!
And that was the TV remote.
I've got to start labeling these things.
Aha!
You're mine
now!
Finally,
I will rid myself of you.
But first,
turn your attention to the giant screen and...
Maybe I need to turn the cable on first?
Let's get this beach party started!
♪ Well, we wake up early and wax our surfboards down ♪
♪ We'll hit the beach, yeah, we'll hit the beach ♪
♪ Throw our board shorts on and head for surfin' town ♪
Hey, look! ♪ We'll hit the beach, yeah, we'll hit the beach ♪
I can see our house from up here.
Doh!
How low can you go?
Look!
So that's how low you can go.
They've been asking that question for generations.
What?
What's everybody looking at?
For winning the limbo contest
you're now officially crowned Queen Wahini of the beach.
All hail Queen Wahini!
I can't believe it.
♪ Listen up people and I'll teach ya ♪
♪ Bout Phineas and Ferb and the backyard beach, yah ♪
♪ Every morning, Phineas, he gonna say ♪
♪ Say! ♪
♪ "Brother, whatcha gonna do today?" ♪
♪ Now you see we're having fun ♪
♪ Playing under the sun, ♪
♪ And get in line, get in line ♪
♪ Cause the wet ski's running ♪
♪ A backyard beach, ♪
♪ A backyard beach ♪
♪ Nothing's outta reach, we got the backyard beach ♪
♪ You can change in the broken hut, ♪
♪ Drink out of a coconut, ♪
♪ Three games for a token, but the rest is free ♪
♪ You got skiing, parasailing, ♪
♪ Surfing and a-flailing, ♪
♪ Your contacts need saline, or else you can't see ♪
♪ Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach ♪
♪ Nothing's out of reach, we got the backyard beach ♪
♪ Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach, ♪
♪ Don't fall into the breach, got the backyard beach! ♪
I've never been happier in my entire life.
Something is very wrong.
Not a single call from Candace
not even a text message.
Olga,
hose me down.
I'm going home.
Okay, I think I finally got the right one.
Now, Perry the platypus...
You will finally understand
my pain.
Back in Gimmelschtump in the days of my youth,
the Doofenshmirtzes were a proud family.
But those were lean times for my father, and our beloved lawn gnome
was repossessed.
Who would protect our zatzenfruit garden from witches, spells, and wood trolls?
From a tender age, my father decided that it would be me.
Beweg dich nicht!
While the other children played kick the schumptel and ate doonkelberries,
I would stand for hours.
Beweg dich nicht!
All through the cold night, as the spitzenhounds howled...
My only companion was the moon.
And my neighbor Kenny.
Beweg dich nicht!
So, since my lawn gnome was taken away from me,
I will destroy every lawn gnome in the entire
Tri-State Area!
Behold! The Destructinator!
And now, Perry the platypus
to activate my creation...
No!
Surf contest!
Out of my way, jennabelle.
Hello, Buford!
Perhaps you missed the sign.
"No bullying. No yodelling"?
I don't like this any more than you do.
First up in the surf contest is Bobby Nelson.
Oh! And Nelson eats it on a 5-footer!
And there's Django Brown shooting a curl.
And here comes Buford Von Stomp.
Oh!
He pummels Brown with a Philadelphia Traffic Stop.
And now he's got him in a half nelson. No, it's whole nelson!
Oh! And now he's actually beating him with Bobby Nelson!
Here's the scores from our judges,
and Buford doesn't like it one bit.
Next up is Phineas Flynn,
and it's great to see a young surfer shows such confidence.
Uh-oh!
What's this?
Oh, those kids today and their holographic projections.
He's in the pipeline.
Now he's hanging 10.
He's hanging 20!
He's hanging 32!
Now he's just hanging!
The crowd loves it.
I don't think there's a name for that.
The crowd is doing the wave and Phineas is surfing it!
Let's go to the judges.
Ten to the fifth power,
infinity,
and oh!
It seems Phineas Flynn's radical surfing has made judge No 3 rethink
Einstein's Theory of Relativity.
Cowabunga! Laws of nature!
So,
are you having fun?
♪ Girl ♪
♪ The moment has arrived.. ♪
Just one second.
Hello?
Um,
Candace?
Is everything okay?
Oh, everything is just wonderful.
And...
Phineas and Ferb?
What are they doing?
Oh...such wonderful things.
Candace, honey. I'm coming home.
Wait, what?
I'm right around the corner.
I'll be there in 2 minutes.
Oh, wait! No mum!
You can't!
Oh, wait wait!
Stay right there.
Got to stop her!
Oh. No, no, no, no, no!
Mum! Mum!
Please, Mum! Go away!
Don't come in!
Is that volcano?
Gnomes!
Uhn!
Run for your life!
It's gnome-ageddon!
Who's protecting our gardens?
Candace, tell me the truth.
What is going on here?
Phineas and Ferb built a beach in the backyard, just like they said they were going to.
But instead of just a cute little beach in their sandbox,
it turned out to be this absolutely huge beach,
with a coastline, and palm trees and a pier,
and hula dancers, waterskiers, and tiki huts and dolphins and dancing and surfing,
and everybody from the neighborhood showed up...
Oh!
And then I was just about to share a smoothie with Jeremy when a coconut dropped on my head and that...
and just for a moment, it seemed the wily Buford would steal away the coveted surfing trophy from under the noses of our heroes...
but I can only continue my benign reign and spread love, happiness and ultimate popularity throughout my kingdom!
If you would just let me have my moment.
Oh, there you are Perry.
Well, everybody!
Looks like that's all for today.
Phineas and Ferb!
If you don't believe me,
go see for yourself.
That was great.
Hey boys.
Hey mom.
So, how was your day at the beach?
Wait! Wait!
My kingdom!
My Jeremy! It was all so beautiful!
What have you done to my paradise?
Candace, honey.
I think it's time to get you out of the sun for a little while.
I think she had fun.
♪ If summer only lasted one day ♪
♪ If summer only lasted a day ♪
Stinky Dog here with a special shout-out to my two new pals, Phineas and Ferb
for hosting a beach party that was hot hot hot!
And speaking of hot,
slather on the sunscreen, listeners, 'cause tomorrow's weather calls for another scorcher!
With a slight chance of scattered lawn gnomes.
Ha ha ha ha!
♪ He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! ♪
♪ He's a furry little flatfoot, ♪
♪ Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! ♪
♪ He's got more than just mad skill ♪
♪ He's got a beaver's tail and a bill ♪
♪ And the women swoon ♪
♪ Whenever they hear him say ♪
♪ He's Perry, ♪
♪ Perry the Platypus! ♪